Chad Holland
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Guys, seriously, what's wrong with you?? - 2007/12/04 05:45
While my wife is buying some groceries at Wal Mart I stop in to get my haircut. There's two workers on hand and both are busy with a customer, but I'm next in line. One proceeds to take care of 3 people who came in AFTER I signed up, the other works on a high school boy the whole time I wait. After 35 minutes, I walk out annoyed, hungry, and a little embarassed for the dude that the second stylist is working on. She worked on the same guy the whole time I was waiting!
Folks, is this common? Now, I'm out of touch with pop culture, I know. Even when I was a kid, I was out of touch with it. With luck, I will remain so.
But guys, your haircut should NEVER take more than 15 minutes, tops! And it should NEVER EVER involve a curling iron! What the heck?!? From what I could tell on my way out the door, he looked basically like Animal from The Muppets.
I know some misguided people are courageously trying to bring back some 70s styles. But that era needs to remain firmly entrenched in the bottom layers of America's landfills.
I mean, if styles from the 70's are modern again, then our kitchen and bathrooms are ultra modern. And take it from me; they're not.
Have the back panels of the wall mounted Senior picture rack in the Chouteau High School plaza taught us nothing? Those who refuse to learn from history are doomed to repeat it!
Guys, I don't know squat about hairstyles, but I'm going to share what little I have learned with you. Use this guide to help you pick a dude's hairstyle, and also what 'dos' to don't.
LAME...
Acceptable
Superbad!
WEAK...
Unless you just escaped from a wind tunnel, NO.
To be fair, this is pretty much me when I wake up. But do not leave the house like this!
Absolutely!
%100 Girl Magnet!
Post edited by: Boatcephus, at: 2007/12/04 18:37
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