Chad Holland
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Re:So is taking care of 2 kids a LOT harder than 1 - 2008/01/17 19:40
Well, I guess we'll just make do. I think you should have as many kids as you want/can afford. We're definetely done after this, though!
Paul, best of luck to ya. I think women are hard wired to have kids. See, you probably think you got married because you have these common interests and enjoy each other's company. HA! That's what she wants you to think, and she may even believe it herself. But there's a little subroutine in the back of her mind that's secretly been screening potential fathers.
Kind of like The Terminator.
"Subject - Paul.
Evaluation: Steady job, even temper, tolerable personality, low to moderate body odor.
Classfication: Acceptable Mate."
So you just watch out for that program to kick in. Keep her away from friends or relatives your age with children. Ask her to volunteer at a day care if she gets to talking about children.
But seriously, kids are great. Look at me. Hap-hap-happy guy! Oops, the wife's staring again. Smile, look at the baby, look at the baby, wink, nod annnnnd smile big!
Ok, that's done. What was I saying?
Post edited by: Boatcephus, at: 2008/01/17 22:09
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