Chad Holland
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Chouteau is now quarantined. - 2007/12/21 23:16
By the power vested in me as some dude who doesn't even live in the town; Chouteau is quarantined and should be avoided by travelers if at all possible.
One by one this week, our friends and family have come down with an illness I have termed 'Multiple Orifice Ravishing Entrail Twisting Pain' aka 'MoreTP'.
It started out as a few cases of stomach illness that people recovered from quickly enough. But it hasn't been hit or miss. Sooner or later, it is getting everyone. I watched my loved ones succumb and then recover, and so I was one of the last in my family to be afllicted. Now that I am sick, however, I am ready to declare it an epidemic!
My efforts to contact the CDC to request a large dome be placed over the town and outlying homes (ala the Simpsons Movie) has met so far with no response.
But I implore anyone considering visiting Chouteau over Christmas; beware!
It won't pass you over, it will infect you. When you realize you are afflicted, you too will moan in anguish "MoreTP"!
Ye Be Warned!
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