Chad Holland
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Re:A Chouteau Centennial Initiative - 2007/11/22 03:53
You're dadgummed right I'm serious! I've given this a lot of preliminary thought. There are certain obstacles to overcome, of course. For instance.... I do not live in Chouteau. But I do own a home there. I'm not sure that is enough, but it was good enough to get Hillary Clinton cleared to run for Governor of New York, right? Also, I am unsure if we vote for Mayor or if the city council appoints them. I don't think it pays anything either(unless you're crooked) so we're going to have to double the salary at least. I'm going to hit the after Thanksgiving sales with my lovely wife and adorable daughter to look for a schnazy top hat, vest, and pocket watch. Depending how Michelle thinks I look in that, and also to a lesser extent how much I feel The Call from my constituency, I can say without reservation that I will pour my full efforts into considering running for Mayor of Chouteau, Oklahoma of the United States of America! One objective of my Mayorship will be to make sure every weatherman and sports announcer statewide knows that Chouteau is neither Poteau nor Choctaw!
I also want to re-erect that big green 'CHOUTEAU' sign that used to be streteched over the stoplight at Hwy69 and Main St. Don't anyone pretend you can't remember it, either!
I will also pressure Union Pacific or whomever operates the trains to only briefly blow their horns when passing through town. We have crossing arms at both railroad crossings. There's no reason to wake every baby in town everytime a load comes through. If such an accord cannot be reached, they will simply have to reroute their tracks around town. I would suggest the back end of Chouteau Hills, unless anyone has a problem with that?
Also, anyone that ever picked on me in school will be rounded up and spend at least one February night in ye old jail behind the phone company.
Post edited by: Boatcephus, at: 2007/11/22 04:47
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